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July 12th, 2009


03:49 pm - The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
SWEET HEAVENLY BODYSNATCHERS. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YAMAMOTO YUSUKE? The great part is that these posts appeared within hours each other. IT WAS A VERY GOOD DAY TO BE BROWSING MY FLIST.

I started Friend, Our Legend, which promised me rival gangsters in 80s Korea and best-friends-turned-deadly-enemies and Seo Do Young in schoolboy garb. What I didn't know? Before airing, someone apparently decided that a gangster drama needed to be kid-friendly. EVERYTHING IS BLURRED OUT. Seriously -- any hint of blood or violence has been slapped under a blur -- in a gangster drama. I just. What? The fight scenes were blurred. All weapons were blurred. Even the gangster's tattoos were blurred. It went from bizarre to downright hilarious. Don't worry kiddies, that's not a blurred baseball bat, he's just giving that man a CLOUD HUG! TO THE FACE!

My favorite is when the hero drops his cigarette to the ground in one of those artsy close-up moments -- and yes, it's blurred.



WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF THAT SHOT. "As a concerned parent, I had wanted to complain about this gross display of lawlessness, but since you blurred the filter it's clearly not recognizable as a cigarette, which of course my children have never seen."

I know Korean networks can be crazy with censorship (like in a BOF kiss blooper where the director yells at Lee Min Ho to CLOSE HIS MOUTH, thereby answering all my questions about the state of kiss scenes in dramas), but I thought it had to do with demographics and target audience? Do they think a lot of kids are watching historical gangster epics?

More hilarity. )
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July 10th, 2009


03:29 pm - It's always darkest before dawn. So if you want to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time.
I think I'm a glutton for punishment, because I keep reading the dramabeans commenters even though I know they'll make me grit my teeth, but I must say I love watching other people get fed up with them too:

ugh I HOPE all the people who say that they’re not going to watch triple because of the faux incest actually do it. negative nacies crying about this pair all the freakin time. i personally think it’s beautiful, there are zero sexual connotation/passes between the two (unlike lolita), and it is just pure love.

NEGATIVE NANCIES BEGONE! I love it.

(The Lolita thing refers to a commenter who was "repulsed and concerned" by Haru "physically acting on her feelings" -- you know, when she reached for his hand and grasped literally ONE FINGER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHORE? Nabokov is probably rolling in his grave at all that filthy wanton lust. What's next?? Making eye contact??? Oh god, I'm getting the vapors.)



Hwal and Haru outside their home, aka THE DEN OF SIN.



Judgment puppy is judging you.


ETA: OH MY GOD EPISODE EIGHT. WHAT. WHAT. SPOILERS/ )
Current Mood: [mood icon] sin and debauchery

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July 6th, 2009


03:58 pm - I asked God for a bike, but God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Oh god, I am officially crazed for Triple. It's the new drama from the screenwriter of Coffee Prince, and it's sweet and funny and adorable and I'm enjoying it to an addictive degree (and there's a PUPPY! who multiples the cuteness of any given scene by x381626).

I meant to check out the first ten minutes, just to see if it was worth watching, only to emerge hours later with no idea where my day went...

Six eps have been subbed so far, and I NEED MORE.

The only problem is that I am completely shipping the heroine with her stepbrother, and TPTB have already said they're not going there. *angst*



Puppy!





OTP!

I ask you -- how is THIS platonic?! )

And once again I am completely at odds with fandom. They're ex-stepsiblings, no blood relation, weren't raised together (and only just started living together), their parents died years ago so there's no familial squick, etc -- pretty much the least controversial "incest" I can imagine. Yet a quick skim of the comments at dramabeans are full of completely grossed out "ewww they're PRACTICALLY RELATED!"

I can only assume they've never seen BokuImo...
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July 3rd, 2009


03:54 pm - A procrastinator's work is never done.
1: I would've watched BBC's Robin Hood a lot sooner if someone had told me Robin had an ambiguously gay sidekick/ex-manservant and they exchanged "I love you"s by the second episode. Priorities, people.

2: Does anyone know where I can get the Taiwanese Honey & Clover? This scene makes me giddy. It's almost an exact copy of the anime. And there is Joe Cheeeeeeeeeng. I'm sorry, I know I've joined his league of crazy fangirls. I accept it.

3: From [info]dangermousie: English-subbed trailer for the upcoming kdrama IRIS, aka the one with spies and assassins and forbidden love all over the place: the OTP are look-don't-touch colleagues at a secret intelligence agency; two rival agents are in love with the heroine; a disgraced enemy spy falls for the hero, who she is supposed to kill...



GUNS AND LOVE TRIANGLES OM NOM NOM.
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June 22nd, 2009


04:03 pm - No, I didn't tag this wrong.
For [info]princess_dexter, who is laboring under the sad delusion that Kame is hotter than Yamapi.

May his nipples lead you back to the light, my child.

Hotass, circa 2006-07. Not dialup friendly! )
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June 16th, 2009


04:48 pm - Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman.
I don't usually do book recs, but [info]meganbmoore pointed my attention to the YA fantasy novel Graceling, by Kristin Cashore, and I am UTTERLY IN LOVE WITH IT. The heroine is a sharp, sarcastic, bad-mannered supernaturally-gifted teenage assassin, and the entire book is like this:

“I’m not going to wear a red dress,” she said.

“It’s the color of sunrise,” Helda said.

“It’s the color of blood,” Katsa said.

Sighing, Helda carried the dress from the bathing room. “It would look stunning, My Lady,” she called, “with your dark hair and your eyes.”

Katsa yanked at one of the more stubborn knots in her hair. She spoke to the bubbles gathered on the surface of the water. “If there’s anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I’ll hit him in the face.”


And that is exactly what she does to her love interest. It's how they bond. They beat the shit out of each other, laughing. It's a game. It's their playtime. He's a funny, observant prince who is completely unconcerned by the fact she's faster, stronger, and more capable:

When she came back minutes later with a great, fat, skinned rabbit, Po had built a fire. The flames cast orange light on the horses and on himself. “It was the least I could do,” Po said, drily, “and I see you’ve already skinned that hare. I’m beginning to think I won’t have much responsibility as we travel through the forest together.”

“Does it bother you? You’re welcome to do the hunting yourself. Perhaps I can stay by the fire and mend your socks, and scream if I hear any strange noises.”


One of Katsa's sore spots is that she doesn't want to get married, or have children:

If she took Po as her husband, she would be making promises about a future she couldn’t yet see. For once she became his wife, she would be his wife forever. And, no matter how much freedom Po gave her, she would always know that it was a gift. Her freedom would not be her own; it would be Po’s to give or to withhold. That he never would withhold it made no difference. If it did not come from her, it was not really hers.


More awesome. End spoilers! ) How fucking awesome is that shit?

I should know better than to read Amazon reviews, though. "Po was a spineless doormat!" "He loved her so much! And she refused to marry him! That was bad writing." a;lfs;djlfl;jkfl;dfjsdf
Current Mood: [mood icon] >:D

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June 8th, 2009


04:19 pm - Scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray.


HOLY CRAP TAIWAN. Now that is how you do a sex scene. Black & White 18 -- NOT WORKSAFE. )
Current Mood: [mood icon] slightly excited

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June 3rd, 2009


03:54 pm - 50 Things To Do Before You Die. Number one: shout for help.
1: IFS has picked up The Outsiders! Previously only available under hooded cloaks in dark alleyways. I'm so so excited -- TO is my favorite twdrama ever (though Black & White is giving it a run for its money) and I hope with new releases, more people will give it a shot. I've revamped my pimp if anyone's interested. Action, romance, drama, hot men bathing together, and the complete deconstruction of the good-girl drama heroine -- go go go!

2: Still marathoning Xena, and am actually discovering quite a bit about myself. Like, if this show was the defining influence of my childhood, it's no wonder how I turned out. "No, Gabrielle. You understand hate, but you don't give in to it. You don't know how much I love... that."

3: A dramatic interpretation of my morning:

Me: It's in the bathroom. Good luck.
Brother: ...you're giving me a broom?
Me: You'll need it.
Brother: *hand on knob* It can't be that --
Me: WAIT!
Me: *goes to next room*
Me: *closes door*
Me: *locks it*
Me: *stuffs sheet at bottom crack*
Me: *yelling from the other side* Okay, go for it!
Brother: This is ridiculous. No bug can be that -- ..............oh, wow.
Brother:
Brother:
Brother: OH GOD OH GOD IT'S EATING ME IT'S LATCHED ON MY FACE OH GOD IT BURNS OH GOD OH GOD-------
Me: *SCREAMS*
Brother: *laughs self sick*
Me: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON
Brother: You know, the only thing I really hate about them is that they can fly.
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Brother: Oh look, it just flew in there with you!
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May 29th, 2009


04:44 pm - I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.
So [info]borg_princess linked a badass Xena fanvid that made me hunt down the show in a fit of nostalgia. And I'm here to tell you IT'S STILL FUCKING AWESOME. I thought for sure it wouldn't stand the test of time, but it's just as funny and clever and astoundingly gay as I remember, and Xena puts to shame every female character I've enjoyed in the past, oh, DECADE.



God. Xena. She was my hero growing up. I fully credit Lucy Lawless for my obsession with tough asskicking chicks.
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May 20th, 2009


04:57 pm - Jesus loves you... He's not "in love" with you.
I have found the creepiest icon ever by [info]jibicons:



I want to use it, but at the same time... SO CREEPY. I think I would be scared to upload it.

The Mentalist season finale. )
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May 15th, 2009


03:33 pm - [MV] Spring Waltz
HQ download.



Quality goes funky in some places since Korea decided to play keep-away with the deleted scenes, but I guess you can't really tell on youtube anyway. God, how is this OTP so perfect? ♥
Current Mood: [mood icon] gleeful

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May 10th, 2009


03:45 pm - When someone close to you dies, move seats.
"When other girls were playing with dolls, I was learning to assemble a gun in three minutes." COULD CHEN LIN GET ANY MORE AWESOME? I DON'T THINK SO. I just. I love everything about her. I love that she flips grown men like ragdolls, I love that she shoots first and checks the bodies later, I love that she sits around with HER FATHER THE MOB BOSS and considers the dismemberment of people who annoy her. I love that her answer for everything is to get publicly, rip-roaringly shitfaced, and I love that her personality can be summed up with the hero's whine, "She bites." I love that her love triangle is between 1) the guy she almost had mutilated and drowned at sea, 2) the guy she shot three times in the chest. Now is that romance or what?

I hope everyone's enjoying Dollhouse. I'll be over here with Chen Lin.
Current Mood: [mood icon] in excellent health

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April 29th, 2009


03:27 pm - Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning.
THAT SOUND YOU JUST HEARD? MY HEART COULDN'T TAKE THE GLEE ANYMORE AND PHYSICALLY EXPLODED.

The Mentalist 1x20. )

I've also been watching Black and White, which is easily my favorite drama of the season. Except I'm starting to think it was a mistake to pick it up so early -- the wait between episodes is killing me!

Spoilers through ep 6. )
Current Mood: [mood icon] post-tv comedown

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April 21st, 2009


03:01 pm - Throwing acid is wrong in some people's eyes.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Taiwan took Rush Hour, mated it with Time Between Dog and Wolf, then pimped out the babies with a side of hallucinogenics? :D :D





Black and White (behold the subtlety of the images), a new twdrama about a duo of mismatched cops fighting a drug conspiracy. One is a flashy flirt absolutely useless in a real crisis, and the other is a straight-shooting badass with no patience for his shit. It's like watching Eliot Spencer try to contain Patrick Jane.





There's also the hardcore lady gangster who FLIPS A GROWN MAN OVER HIS POLICE CAR. OH YES. OH YES. My favorite scene is when they haul her in for questioning and Zai Tian (Mr. Suave) ties her to the seat with this MASSIVE overkill of rope, and his partner demands to know what he's thinking, because they don't treat suspects like that! And Zai Tian is all sulky and whines, "She bites." And you realize he was that afraid of her, even locked up in the police station. HAHAHAHA.

A bit of spoilery speculation. )



Oh, and this happens. Somewhere. (Pic stolen from [info]dangermousie, ever the crack dealer.)



I love crime dramas. There's always so much plot.
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April 19th, 2009


03:56 pm - Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I raised so much money I could afford a taxi.
Poll #1386381 Poll time
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

I am watching:

View Answers

Hancho
9 (5.3%)

Konkatsu!
30 (17.5%)

Atashinchi no Danshi
67 (39.2%)

Shuroi Haru
11 (6.4%)

Ghost Friends
34 (19.9%)

Yako no Kaidan
11 (6.4%)

BOSS
30 (17.5%)

Smile
87 (50.9%)

Meitantei no Okite
22 (12.9%)

Godhand Teru
18 (10.5%)

MR. BRAIN
40 (23.4%)

The Quiz Show 2
98 (57.3%)

Majo Saiban
33 (19.3%)

Boku no Imoto
16 (9.4%)

There are a lot of Japanese words in this poll.
42 (24.6%)



I started Chance!, the special where Maki and Meisa bump into each other and accidentally switch cellphones (heeeeee). I'm only ten minutes in, but so far Meisa is a sexy globetrotting career woman in the same company where Maki bumbles as a lowly costumer service rep, and Maki is totally peering over the cubicles and watching Meisa swish her hair. "Amazing... "

CAN THEY BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS?

ETA:

NE YO'S "MISS INDEPENDENT"

WHILE MEISA STRUTS IN HER HEELS AND MAKI GAZES IN BREATHLESS AWE









"SHE GOT HER OWN THING, THAT'S WHY I LOVE HER..."

BWAHAHAHA
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April 10th, 2009


04:19 pm - If we are all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
KUROKI MEISA'S NEW ALBUM. My favorite song is SEX, a deep and meaningful expression of the trials of working women. (The throaty male rapper talks about "sweat in his eyes" and "following her directions," which made me lol and lol. THAT'S MEISA ALL RIGHT.)

Hellcat videos, in case you missed them: Like This, Bad Girl (red garters!!!) and the latest, Criminal, where she's a runway model turned leather-clad badass.



No, really. The first half is all silky hair and glamorous catwalking, then all of a sudden she's a cat burglar single-handedly demolishing a crowd of masked businessmen. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL. Be sure to watch to the end for the very special twist.
Current Mood: [mood icon] excited!!

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April 7th, 2009


03:06 pm - "I almost had to take a role on a TV SHOW."
The Mentalist 1x19, or why I love Simon Baker so much it threatens to take over the planet. )
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April 3rd, 2009


03:06 pm - Sushi, noun. Known to the rest of the world as "bait."
Why I'm still watching Legend of the Seeker:





No, it's not the beautiful goddess with the power to enslave men through her orgasms. This is one of the dark lord's dominatrix minions. She kidnaps men and turns them into sex slaves by torturing them until they worship her body and call her mistress. Some are on leashes.

There was also an entire episode dedicated to the OTP's sexual frustration, which I remind you is a love that must NEVER BE CONSUMMATED, FOR THE SAKE OF THE UNIVERSE, because if they sleep together it'll trigger Kahlan's powers and turn the hero into her drooling loveslave rather than the savior of mankind. The fate of the world depends on their abstinence.

You know one of those shows so terrible it swings back to awesome, because eventually your brain can't take it anymore and must desperately rationalize the wasted time before it starts hurling itself out of your ears just to escape?

Yeah. XD

So what's everybody watching now? I'm about to run out of LotS (I'm actually kind of disappointed) and the new drama season doesn't kick in for a couple weeks. I'd love some recs!
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April 1st, 2009


03:13 pm - If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Lord help me, I've started watching Legend of the Seeker and it is SO BAD. SO SO BAD. Yet I can't stop. Every time I think I can't possibly take a minute more, some busty maiden wanders by with perfect hair and a plunging neckline, or the hero takes a break for shirtless magical invisible swordfighting. And we all know how much I value plot like that. ;___; I will say it's an absolutely gorgeous series (some of the scenery takes my breath away) but even the beautiful landscape can't distract me from the UNRELENTING BADNESS. I just finished the ep where our heroine reveals to the bodyswitched hero (no, really) that their love can NEVER BE CONSUMMATED!!! -- because her witch powers would activate at the "moment of ecstasy" and enslave him. I repeat: her orgasms MAKE SLAVES. What do you say to that? The show makes Twilight look like an upstanding example of gender relations. It makes jdrama look like the pinnacle of feminism.

On the bright side, there's a pimptastic naked wizard. At one point he runs into some old tail and has to settle a paternity suit.



Also, this week's The Mentalist! Spoilers for 1x18. )
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March 25th, 2009


03:54 pm - The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.
series creator Bruno Heller pitched the show this way: "What if Sherlock Holmes and Angelina Jolie had a baby and he grew up?"

WORD OF GOD. This is TPTB. This is who's writing the show. The only way he could be more awesome is by fusing with John Rogers to create one big uber-producer, teaming together their respective con artists to take over the planet. (Though I disagree about the soundtrack -- I WANT IT SO BAD. I get giddy when there are uninterrupted moments of background music. Pfft, dialogue.)

The Mentalist 1x17. )
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