darkeyedwolf: Veni, vidi, velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.

get out of here! your vagina is haunted! (

darkeyedwolf) wrote,
@ 2007-07-30 17:10:00

Current mood:	:DV
Entry tags:	but officer he didn't look fourteen, chineeeeeeen-kuuuun!, everytime you porn a junior gets debuted, my brain is bleeding from my ears, too much drama, yamapi = little black dress

Veni, vidi, velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Shiny new PVs! *__*

ONE OK ROCK -- Yume Yume I love them so much, omg. I want porn. Porn with alcohol and hands sliding under band t-shirts and a;dljkf jeans. *bites knuckles*
Hey!Say!7 -- Hey!Say! SCREW YOU ALL. NOT A DAMN WORD. It's Yuto! And Yamada! And Chinen! Chinen is the most itty bitty Arashi fan in the world! Stop judging me!

ANYWAY THE REAL POINT OF THIS ENTRY IS:

P.P.O.I.

1999 drama starring chibi!Yamapi and chibi!Aiba, hosted by Takki. To the surprise of no one, it involves juniors being shirtless and manhandled and straddling each other.

THIS IS YAMAPI.

AT FOURTEEN.

;akl;jflsdfjf oh my god is that not the most adorable thing you've ever seen, he's nothing but baby fat and hair!! *__*

Aiba is a popular, smooth-talkin' ladies' man.

With pink flowered backgrounds.

Yes.

Yamapi's popular too!

.............. really popular.

Takki is going to hell.

I'M GOING WITH HIM.

This was, by the way, not the first time he crossdressed!

And this is the guy who sees Yamapi in a pink dress, falls in love him, decides to call him "Joanna," and remains in love with him even after he discovers Yamapi's a boy, despite punishing himself with buckets of cold water while chanting "He's a guy! A guy!"

Basically he's Takki's self-insert.

Yamapi, however, is already taken!

I mean -- best friends.

Best friends who lay in bed together a lot.

Best friends who lay in bed together and ask really terrible soul-crushing questions because did I mention they're like fourteen.

But I'm sure it's all in my mind.

They're totally straight.

Suggestive? I don't see anything suggestive.

Boys pin their classmates down all the time, I mean, come on.

I have no idea how anyone would think they were kinda gay.

ITTY BITTY MARU ALERT

a;;kldjslfjs and this is Jin, stealing Yamapi's girl. In my head it's all a clever ruse just to get closer to Yamapi, perhaps angrily, yelling at him while fisting Yamapi's shirt and rolling around on the ground. In mud.

I REPEAT: TAKKI IS GOING TO HELL.

HELL.

I love him.

I need Aiba/Yamapi fic. Nino can watch. *__*

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	I've decided Mistletoe is perfect for you, because you make dirty things happen in your presence. honooko 2007-07-30 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	This drama is Takki's gift to the world, Mistletoe. Obviously. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	What can I say? I like to watch. darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Secretly I judge all current senpai for not being Takki. ): (Reply to this) (Parent)

	firedawn 2007-07-30 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	And they say it's just fanservice. Pffft. Also, yay! I'm loving ONE OK ROCK's singles. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	I SHOULD NOT SLASH THEM. I DO ANYWAY. I mean, uh. Their music is so great! __ (Reply to this) (Parent)

aprilbee
2007-07-30 10:26 pm UTC (link)

OH GOD TAKKI IS DEFINETELY GOING TO HELL LOLOL. XD

There's a clip of that straddling scene on youtube! 8D I remember seeing it there and being kind of like "WTFFF *brain explodes*" omg that cute little sound yamapi makes in that scene ag'dskl;' osnap i feel like such a pervert. I'LL BE JOINING TAKKI NOW KTHXBYE ;o;

Where did you get this, btw?! Chibi Yamapi and Aiba are so cute! *___*

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	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	HAHAHA OMG YOU MUST WATCH IT. I've seen the kiss and screencaps of Yamapi in the schoolgirl outfit, but I had no idea they all came from the same twisted nationally-broadcast lovechild of Takki's deepest fantasies. It is awesome. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	1anonymous1 2007-07-30 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Did they...is that a real kiss? And what is Takki's role in this anyway? Other than the obvious. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Takki's role is nothing but presenting the drama and squealing about how cute Yamapi during commercial breaks, I'm serious. ..... Also he has a bazooka. XD XD ~~They copped out with ear-blowing.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	fae_elric 2007-07-30 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	;D;ALK;LAKJDFALHF;LLSDAJFKFFSADJFADSJ;SADF;FJASFSA ♥ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	a;kl;dfsjfl;djsfkl PRETTY MUCH. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	bluntedge 2007-07-30 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	WTF IS THIS?!?! MY MIND IS NOT COMPUTING. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	ONE WORD: TAKKI. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	arisato 2007-07-30 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	FUCK THIS DRAMA CRUSHED MY SOUL, REPROCESSED IT IN NUGGET FORM, AND ATE IT FOR BREAKFAST SOUL NUGGETS IN CONCLUSION: ALL OF JAPAN IS GAY FOR LITTLE YAMAPI, AND I AM SO SO SO GLAD MARU GREW UP HOT. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	SOUL NUGGETS SOUL NUGGETS DIPPED IN AWESOMESAUCE a;dkljsdfldjsf I didn't even RECOGNIZE Maru and YES, YES IT IS GOOD TO KNOW ALL OF JAPAN WANTS YAMAPI FOR A GIRLFRIEND (Reply to this) (Parent)

	harmonies 2007-07-30 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	UM. WOW. I NEED THIS TO LIVE, PLZ. (AND BOY, DO I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT. FOURTEEN YEAR OLD PI. __) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	GO GADGET GO a;fjkdf I'm serious, his nickname was Joanna. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	senorita_7 2007-07-30 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	OMG, I watched it last year and almost forgot about it... __ (how could I????!!!) btw, did you notice that takki's voice was kinda leaving him at the beginning? =P (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Breathless? Or, uh, puberty? soul dies (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quimmy 2007-07-30 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Takki's going to hell @___@ And he's taking the entire fandom with him DD: THE LITTLE PLAID TROUSERS ARE KILLING ME __________ LITTLE BEIGE VESTS! KISSYS!!...hell D: (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	They are seriously SO CUTE I spent half the drama wanting them to awkwardly hold hands and then like, punch each other in the shoulder. PINES (Reply to this) (Parent)

	olukemi 2007-07-30 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	I NEED THIS. I NEED THIS NOW SO I CAN GET AN EXPRESS TICKET TO HELL OMG ALFJHKJGHFDKJLHKDHFKJLD; (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	YOUR WISH IS MY LINKAGE a;dljf ENJOY. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	candy_future 2007-07-30 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Chinen! Isn't he the perfect little version of what a YuutoxYamada kid would look like? :D? ... Please note I say this with the most innocent intentions in the world 'kay? Just look at him D: ... Arashi fan? And since when was PPOI subbed? __ It's like a huge Takki fantasy played out in real life ... but with a girl >_> Hell, Takki. Hell. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	A-am I a bad person for pre-shipping Yuto/Yamada? I saw someone (actually, was that you? :D) who said they were like the bitsy version of Takki/Tsubasa and a;sklf so cute. And yes, Arashi fan! He was talking about them during of those junior board corners. ~~I immediately became his fan.~~ HELL IS FOR TAKKI AND ALL THE PRODUCERS WHO APPROVED THIS. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	splintercat 2007-07-30 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	TAKKI. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HOW DOES THIS EXIST? Not that I'm complaining. going to hell with Takki (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	TAKKI GETS AWAY WITH EVERYTHING I'M SERIOUS everyone's too distracted by how he looks half-naked to, you know, throw him in prison. __ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	kizuite 2007-07-30 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	I WAS GOING TO DOWNLOAD THAT. But the main point of my comment is... CHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. One of the hosts on MS called him 'Chinen-san' and I was like "HE IS TOO TINY TO BE A -SAN" akfjgkfjgh dies. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-30 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	CHINEEEEEEEN-KUUUN ......... -san a;skjdfkljf DEAD. HE DOESN'T EVEN COME UP TO PEOPLE'S ANKLES YET. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-31 12:25 am UTC (link)
	YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO TOO. I love OOR so much, they are such teeny rockstars with terrible pop pasts. (Did you know Taka, the lead singer, used to be NEWS' ninth member?) HAAHAHA I love how this drama is famous yet none of us had ever actually seen it. HOW'S THE BLEEDING HELL. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	terribly sorry for interrupting the gay calledinvain 2007-07-31 12:37 am UTC (link)
	because, seriously, yay! But....I figured you might be interested in this picspam. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	Re: terribly sorry for interrupting the gay darkeyedwolf 2007-07-31 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Oh my god. I think I just fell in love with you. __ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ekala_sy_eph 2007-07-31 12:55 am UTC (link)
	AND NOW MY COMPUTER ISN'T WORKING. WHAT DOES FATE HAVE AGAINST ME, SRSLY. D: (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-31 12:59 am UTC (link)
	KARMIC JUSTICE FOR NOT WRITING ENOUGH PORN (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	teneagles 2007-07-31 12:58 am UTC (link)
	THIS IS ME, JUDGING YOU. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-31 12:59 am UTC (link)
	YOU WATCH TANTEI GAKUEN Q. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-31 01:32 am UTC (link)
	HA. You're absolutely right, of course. Without Takki's, uh, tender love, who knows if Yamapi would've been the fine, fine village bicycle he is today? :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	darkeyedwolf 2007-07-31 01:43 am UTC (link)
	HAHAHA. Don't forget sleeping with Yamapi's uchiwa and giving it a little lip action while other people are watching. XD XD Seriously, everytime I think he can't get any more blatant (and possibly illegal) with his love for Pi! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sibarita 2007-07-31 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Wolfie you forgot the part where Kame's grabs the hell out of Yutto or aka "hugs" him (is this the new Yamapi/Takki?) Oh I want to watch that Jdrama any links there? (Reply to this) (Thread)